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Product · AI Workplace Simulator

The job before the job.
Learn it. Do it. Prove it.

A 30-day simulated workplace where Business Analysts produce real deliverables, face real stakeholder pressure, get graded by a professional engine, and walk away with a verified portfolio employers can actually inspect.

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Day project arc

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Graded deliverables

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AI team members

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Scenario events

See it in action

This is what your workplace looks like.

Project inbox. AI colleagues. Daily briefs. Stakeholder pressure. Real deadlines. This is not a course — it's a job.

The problem

TheBAcatch-22nobodytalksabout.

Every BA job asks for 2–7 years of experience. You can't get experience without the job. Courses give you knowledge. Knowledge doesn't get you hired. Evidence does.

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I've done the BA course and know the theory. But every interviewer wants to see actual work I've done. I have nothing to show.

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I've applied to 60 BA roles. I keep getting told I need more experience. How do I get experience if nobody gives me a chance?

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I get to the interview stage. Then they ask me to walk them through a deliverable I have actually written. I freeze.

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I got my BCS Business Analysis certification. Three months later I'm still getting rejected. Employers want to see what I can do, not what exams I've passed.

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I've been a junior BA for two years. HR want evidence of Intermediate BA deliverables before they approve the pay grade. I'm stuck.

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I want to go contracting. Agencies won't put me forward without a strong portfolio of recent deliverables. I have experience but nothing I'm allowed to share.

The project

The Northbridge
Customer Data Platform

A GDPR-compliant CDP project. Realistic brief. Real stakeholders. Real pressure. You work as the BA on a live project arc for 30 days — from discovery to handover.

This is not a made-up exercise. Every deliverable maps to the published Intermediate BA competency framework — the actual work product set employers expect from a mid-level BA.

5 scenario events that test your judgement

Day 4

Stakeholder conflict

Two senior stakeholders give you contradictory requirements. You decide how to resolve and document it.

Day 10

Data consent crisis

40% of records have no consent flag. The Privacy Lead escalates. Your Gap Analysis and DPIA sections come under immediate pressure.

Day 16

New ICO guidance

Updated ICO guidance drops mid-project. You have 48 hours to assess the impact and update your requirements.

Day 22

Data architect leaves

Eitan resigns. Jordan joins with zero context. Your handover documentation — written days ago — is now the only source of truth.

Day 27

Go-live moves forward

Go-live is brought forward 3 weeks. Your UAT scenarios, acceptance criteria and readiness assessment are all in scope.

26 Deliverables

Every deliverable. Day by day.

Each card unlocks on the correct simulation day. A real project arc — discovery through to handover.

Days 1–7

Days 8–14

Days 15–21

Days 22–30

Week 1 · Days 1–7

Discovery and Foundations

  • →Project Context Summary
  • →Stakeholder Register
  • →Discovery Plan
  • →Traceability Matrix (Draft)
  • →Risk and Assumptions Log

Week 2 · Days 8–14

Requirements Analysis

  • →Business Requirements Document (BRD)
  • →To-Be Process Model
  • →Data Flow Diagram (DFD)
  • →Non-Functional Requirements
  • →Data Requirements Specification

Week 3 · Days 15–21

Governance and Validation

  • →Gap Analysis Report
  • →Requirements Traceability Matrix (Full)
  • →Change Impact Assessment
  • →Workshop Playback Pack
  • →RAID and Dependency Analysis

Week 4 · Days 22–30

Delivery and Handover

  • →UAT Scenarios and Acceptance Coverage
  • →Acceptance Criteria Matrix
  • →Go-Live Readiness Assessment
  • →Handover Documentation Pack
  • →Lessons Learned and Retrospective

The team

11AIprojectteammembers.

All in character. All day.

They reply to your emails, attend your meetings, push back on your documents, and pressure-test your decisions. This is not a chatbot. This is a team with opinions.

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Priya

BA Lead

Your line manager. Coaches, directs, and reviews your work throughout. Sets the standard you're measured against.

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Hannah

Privacy Lead

Escalates GDPR issues and consent flags. Holds firm on compliance. Day 10 is hers.

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Marcus

Product Owner

Pushes the deadline. Challenges scope. Wants features before requirements are signed off.

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Eitan

Data Architect

Flags technical constraints. Rejects your DFD on Day 12. Then disappears on Day 22.

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Jordan

New Team Member

Joins with no project context on Day 22. Your documentation has to speak for itself.

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Alex

BA Coach (AI)

Available throughout. Explains methodology in plain English. Never reveals grading criteria — teaches the method, not the test.

What you walk away with

Concrete outputs. Not knowledge. Evidence.

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Verified BA deliverables on a real project

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Public portfolio URLs employers can inspect

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BA competency areas evidenced and scored

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STAR answers built from your actual work

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Days of simulated project experience for your CV

Pricing

Start where you are. Grow from there.

Live now. Start your 30-day Founding Member simulation today.

Junior BA · Taster

£29one-time

Get a feel for the simulator in 7 days. 6 graded deliverables, stakeholder emails, and a verified portfolio.

  • ✓6 graded deliverables
  • ✓Junior BA level work
  • ✓7 days of stakeholder emails
  • ✓Day 4 scenario event
  • ✓Verified portfolio items
  • ✓Interview prep hub

Founding Member · Junior + Intermediate BA

£29/month

The full simulation. 30 days. 26 graded deliverables across the Junior and Intermediate BA tiers. 11 active AI team members. A portfolio employers can inspect.

  • ✓26 graded deliverables
  • ✓Junior + Intermediate BA level
  • ✓11 active AI project team members
  • ✓30 days of daily stakeholder pressure
  • ✓5 scenario events
  • ✓12 pre-scheduled meetings
  • ✓Jordan joins Day 22 — tests your documentation
  • ✓Full verified portfolio + public URLs
  • ✓STAR bank + mock interview
  • ✓Alex AI Coach throughout
  • ✓Competency map across 8 BA skills

Senior / Lead BA

£89/month

Strategic deliverables, ambiguous briefs, business case and TOM, multi-workstream scenarios.

  • ✓Strategic-level deliverables
  • ✓Ambiguous brief — no hand-holding
  • ✓Business case and TOM
  • ✓Multi-workstream scenarios
  • ✓Programme-level portfolio

SME / Consultant

£249/quarter

Application required. For practitioners ready to contribute to the platform and govern domain standards.

  • ✓Domain governance deliverables
  • ✓Platform anchor contribution
  • ✓Exclusive practitioner cohort
  • ✓Requires Senior track completion

Who it's for

Six groups. One underlying problem:
no evidence of real work.

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Career changers

Coming from project coordination, admin, operations or finance. Know the business. Need BA credentials and evidence of the work.

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Course graduates

Completed a BA course (£450–£1,500) but stuck because every employer wants to see actual work, not a certificate.

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Junior BAs levelling up

Currently working as a junior BA. Need to prove Intermediate-level skills to get promoted or move firms.

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Returners to work

Experienced BAs back from career breaks. Employers want recent project examples — the Simulator gives you current, verifiable ones.

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Public sector movers

Moving from public to private sector BA work. Private employers want to see commercial delivery — the Simulator is that environment.

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Training company students

Enrolled in a BA programme and want to practise and prove skills beyond what classroom training delivers.

Founding cohort — limited places

Stop explaining what you know.
Start showing what you can do.

30 days. 26 verified deliverables across Junior and Intermediate BA. A portfolio a recruiter can inspect.
Start today — from £29/month, cancel anytime.